idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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