we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
