I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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