Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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