I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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