What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
operation harelip BJ is a go
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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