We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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