weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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