see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
a search helicopter?!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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