dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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