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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Still dying that you shit outside
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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