I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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