No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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