So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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