You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
porn star boner night. come get it.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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