marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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