I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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