she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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