just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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