: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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