yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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