i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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