this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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