Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
