we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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