I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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