This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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