i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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