Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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