I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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