I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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