3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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