why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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