Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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