is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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