Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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