I like my sex mixed with concussions.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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