3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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