Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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