His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I love having hate sex.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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