He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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