Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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