He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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