That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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