So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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