I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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