This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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