somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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