Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I would fuck him just for his dog
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