Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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